Lyrics

People round here
They just don't got no future
They sit around year after year
Time on their hands
But their hands have never got the time and
And so they look around
Then cry into their beer

They`re doing the monkey stomp monkey stomp monkey stomp
They`re doing the monkey stomp here
They`re doing the monkey stomp monkey stomp monkey stomp
And they`ll be monkeys for a million years

They twist and whine
And bite the hand that feeds them
Sign on the line then disappear
It`s groundhog day
And there's no point in rising
The posties late again
The rent man's left in tears

They`re doing the monkey stomp monkey stomp monkey stomp
They`re doing the monkey stomp here
They`re doing the monkey stomp monkey stomp monkey stomp
And they`ll be monkeys for a million years

I never thought that I would see the day
It`s like I'm slipping back in time
Hats of to lunatics and maniacs
Did Charlie Darwin hit the rewind

Stomp! Stomp! Do the monkey stomp
Stomp! Stomp! Do the monkey stomp

They`re doing the monkey stomp monkey stomp monkey stomp
They`re doing the monkey stomp here
They`re doing the monkey stomp monkey stomp monkey stomp
And they`ll be stomping for a million years

The sun goes down upon this promised land
Did I hear Charlton Heston say?
You dopey sods you've gone and blown it now
Cornelius moved next door and now he`s here to stay

They`re doing the monkey stomp monkey stomp monkey stomp
They`re doing the monkey stomp here
They`re doing the monkey stomp monkey stomp monkey stomp
And they`ll be stomping for a million years